What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 02:02
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is so great about Jiraiya?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.